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Lt. Bush Heads the GOP Hero-Wannabe Unit
by Andy Ostroy - http://www.ostroyreport.blogspot.com/

(Editor's note...Many of the phony 'Chicken Hawk' Republicans hypocritically talk the patriotic talk while smearing the Democrats, many of whom walked the patriotic walk.)

There's this myth that's been perpetuated for years in conservative Washington and among the right wing press that the Republican Party is the party of strong, courageous, heroic defenders of America, while the Democrats are namby-pamby sissy-boys that cannot and should not be entrusted with the nation's security. How and when this started--although I'll give much of the credit to Karl Rove--I'm not exactly sure. But a simple look into the military service, or lack thereof, of prominent politicians and spin monkeys offers a not so surprising revelation into who the real tough guys are in Washington:

Democrats

• Richard Gephardt: Air National Guard, 1965-71.
  
• David Bonior: Staff Sgt., Air Force 1968-72.
  
• Tom Daschle: 1st Lt., Air Force SAC 1969-72.
  
• Al Gore: enlisted Aug. 1969; sent to Vietnam Jan. 1971 as an army journalist in 20th Engineer Brigade.
  
• Bob Kerrey: Lt. J.G. Navy 1966-69; Medal of Honor, Vietnam.
  
• Daniel Inouye: Army 1943-47; Medal of Honor, WWII.
  
• John Kerry: Lt., Navy 1966-70; Silver Star, Bronze Star with Combat V, Purple Hearts
  
• Charles Rangel: Staff Sgt., Army 1948-52; Bronze Star, Korea.
  
• Max Cleland: Captain, Army 1965-68; Silver Star & Bronze Star, Vietnam.
  
• Ted Kennedy: Army, 1951-53.
  
• Tom Harkin: Lt., Navy, 1962-67; Naval Reserve, 1968-74.
  
• Jack Reed: Army Ranger, 1971-1979; Captain, Army Reserve 1979-91.
  
• Fritz Hollings: Army officer in WWII; Bronze Star and seven campaign ribbons.
  
• Leonard Boswell: Lt. Col., Army 1956-76; Vietnam, DFCs, Bronze Stars, and Soldier's Medal.
  
• Pete Peterson: Air Force Captain, POW. Purple Heart, Silver Star and Legion of Merit.
  
• Mike Thompson: Staff sergeant, 173rd Airborne, and Purple Heart.
  
• Bill McBride: Candidate for Fla. Governor. Marine in Vietnam; Bronze Star with Combat V.
  
• Gray Davis: Army Captain in Vietnam, Bronze Star.
  
• Pete Stark: Air Force 1955-57
  
• Chuck Robb: Vietnam
  
• Howell Heflin: Silver Star
  
• George McGovern: Silver Star & DFC during WWII.
  
• Bill Clinton: Did not serve. Student deferments. Entered draft but received #311.
  
• Jimmy Carter: Seven years in the Navy.
  
• Walter Mondale: Army 1951-1953
  
• John Glenn: WWII and Korea; six DFCs and AirMedal with 18 Clusters.
  
• Tom Lantos: Served in Hungarian underground in WWII. Saved by Raoul Wallenberg.
  
  

Republicans

• Dick Cheney: did not serve. Several deferments, the last by marriage.
  
• Dennis Hastert: did not serve.
  
• Tom Delay: did not serve.
  
• Roy Blunt: did not serve.
  
• Bill Frist: did not serve.
  
• Mitch McConnell: did not serve.
  
• Rick Santorum: did not serve.
  
• Trent Lott: did not serve.
  
• John Ashcroft: did not serve. Seven deferments to teach business.
  
• Jeb Bush: did not serve.
  
• Karl Rove: did not serve.
  
• Saxby Chambliss: did not serve. "Bad knee." The man who attacked Max Cleland's patriotism.
  
• Paul Wolfowitz: did not serve.
  
• Vin Weber: did not serve.
  
• Richard Perle: did not serve.
  
• Douglas Feith: did not serve.
  
• Eliot Abrams: did not serve.
  
• Richard Shelby: did not serve.
  
• Jon Kyl: did not serve.
  
• Tim Hutchison: did not serve.
  
• Christopher Cox: did not serve.
  
• Newt Gingrich: did not serve.
  
• Don Rumsfeld: served in Navy (1954-57) as flight instructor.
  
• George W. Bush: failed to complete his six-year National Guard; got assigned to Alabama so he could campaign for family friend running for U.S. Senate; failed to show up for required medical exam, disappeared from duty.
  
• Ronald Reagan: due to poor eyesight, served in a non-combat role making movies.
  
• B-1 Bob Dornan: Consciously enlisted after fighting was over in Korea.
  
• Phil Gramm: did not serve.
  
• John McCain: Vietnam POW, Silver Star, Bronze Star, Legion of Merit, Purple Heart and Distinguished Flying Cross.
  
• Dana Rohrabacher: did not serve.
  
• John M. McHugh: did not serve.
  
• JC Watts: did not serve.
  
• Jack Kemp: did not serve. "Knee problem, " although continued in NFL for 8 years.
  
• Dan Quayle: Journalism unit of the Indiana National Guard.
  
• Mark Sauder: did not serve.
  
• Rudy Giuliani: did not serve.
  
• George Pataki: did not serve.
  
• Spencer Abraham: did not serve.
  
• John Engler: did not serve.
  
• Lindsey Graham: National Guard lawyer.
  
• Arnold Schwarzenegger: AWOL from Austrian army base.
  
• Sean Hannity: did not serve.
  
• Rush Limbaugh: did not serve (4-F with a 'pilonidal cyst.')
  
• Bill O'Reilly: did not serve.
  
• Michael Savage: did not serve.
  
• George Will: did not serve.
  
• Chris Matthews: did not serve.
  
• Paul Gigot: did not serve.
  
• Bill Bennett: did not serve.
  
• Pat Buchanan: did not serve.
  
• John Wayne: did not serve.
  
• Bill Kristol: did not serve.
  
• Kenneth Starr: did not serve.
  
• Antonin Scalia: did not serve.
  
• Clarence Thomas: did not serve.
  
• Ralph Reed: did not serve.
  
  

Many of these conservatives did everything in their power--including using their family's wealth and political connections--to avoid military service. No wonder then that they over-compensate for this lack of bravery by attempting to tear down the real heroes at every turn.

Entrust our security to these jokers? Puhleeeeze. I'll jump in a trench with Kerry, Cleland, Kennedy, Daschle and Gore any day of the week over Bush, Cheney, DeLay, Frist and Limbaugh. At least our guys don't have to play dress up.

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